You Know What I Love? Camel Toe!

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Oct 10, 2006


It is a beautiful and wondrous thing when a woman’s pants are so tight that she gets a front wedgie. Rarely does a good camel toe occur in nature, so when one does happen it commands attention. Many a car accident has occurred because of men (and often women) are distracted by a splendid camel toe walking by.

As a matter of fact some auto insurance companies provide coverage for camel toe related accidents. That’s Allstate’s Stand.

But sadly amidst the incomparable beauty of the camel toe there is unimaginable grotesqueness. There are those out there who should not display their camel toe. But they do. And it’s horrible. Many a man has gouged out his own eyes after accidentally seeing something like this:

Upsetting, I know. But this isn’t the worst of it. There is a camel toe out there that is worse than the fattest, hairiest, most genital warts infested vagina on God’s green earth. This is the Man camel toe.
Yes, the Man camel toe which doctors refer to by its clinical name, “disgusting”, is the most horrific image that can possibly be processed by the human brain. The Man camel toe occurs when a guy wears pants that are too tight around the crotch. Commonly called “Nut Huggers”, these pants adhere to the junk like plastic wrap. While it is nice to have that air-tight seal on the package, it is completely inappropriate to display it in public.

What has always puzzled me about Man camel toe is how a guy could stand the constriction for any length of time. It’s nice to be secure but a little bit of breathing room is necessary to keep the blood flowing, promote sperm generation, and avoid chaffing. It can’t be that the guy doesn’t realize he’s out and about. It’s true that women usually don’t notice their camel toe because they have little to no feeling down there. Despite what some women may tell you, the vagina’s only uses are to please men and to bleed. But it’s impossible for a guy not to notice their boys being pinched like that. The only explanation is that the men who show off their Man camel toes do it on purpose. To those men I say, stop it! That’s disgusting! What the hell are you thinking?

To everyone else I say do not look directly into the Man camel toe. If you think you see one turn away immediately.

A man camel toe could be subtle almost confusing in it’s similarity to it’s female counterpart.

Or it could be blatant:

But either way, if you fully take one in you could suffer a number of physical and psychological problems, including, but not limited to insomnia, night blindness, vomiting, anal blockage, anal leakage, psychosis, and heart burn. So be wary.

After showing you these unsettling pictures of grotesque camel toes, I will now cleanse your psyche with a picture of a nice one. Enjoy.

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