Nov 1, 2006
Soft Balls is a fun new family film in which a rag tag team of misfits have to overcome the odds to win!
From the people that brought you Bad News Bears, Kicking and Screaming, The Mighty Ducks, Little Giants, Rebound, The Mighty Ducks 2, Ladybugs, Benchwarmers, The Mighty Ducks 3, Necessary Roughness and Major League comes a new comedy where being part of the team means playing ball.
It’s a team destined for failure. The odds are against them when they get a new coach, who only joined the team because he had to pick a community service! Can this guy turn them around? He’s a convicted child molester, and they’ve never won a game!
Stevie
“Have you ever even coached a team before Mr.?”
Coach
“Well I was the twister champion at the NAMBLA annual picnic…”
They are the worst softball team in the league, and their coach has to remain seven feet from them at all times. Win or lose, the ensuing hilarity is as sure as the obligatory trip to Dairy Queen after the game.
Billy
“Coach, I’ve got two balls and a strike!”
Coach
“Just the way I like it!”
Coming to theater near you…as soon as it gets its pubes. (AS SOON AS IT GETS IT’S PUBES)
