May 3, 2006
People are always asking me, “Hey Tim, if you were on death row and it was the night before they send you to the electric chair, what would you choose to have as your last meal?” My answer is always the same:
I would ask for electric shock resistant chicken that if eaten, makes your body completely immune to electric shocks. Good luck trying to kill me then, jerks.
Also, to wash down the chicken, I would have a tall glass of fortified milk that, if ingested, gives you super strength for breaking out of chains and beating up executioners, plus super speed for running away from security guards.
For desert, I’ll have Banana Cream Pie.
