Molest Me Teacher One More Time

Nov 15, 2006

Was thet a boom mike in Matt Lauer’s pants, or was he just happy to nab the hottest interview of the year? Debbie Lafave is back, but she’s gotten some… stiff…competition since she’s been gone. Here it the latest on the pulsating swell of Hot teachers in this expanding feature.

Once super-cutie Debbie Lafave popped up on television with her interview with Matt Lauer, other things popped up as well… namely the genitalia of every hot blooded male in the country. Immediately prior to Lafave’s emergence, rumors circulated that entire shelves of Kleenex were being cleared off supermarket shelves, bought mostly by men and teenage boys who were going to kick back in their Lazy Boys with their drawers yanked down to their knees, ready for something of their own to emerge once Debbie appeared on the screen.

But as everyone knows, time marches on, and since Debbie had been laying low under house arrest… wearing a monitoring device on her ankle that looked like a stripper’s doozy shoes strap… a new crop of teachers with the hots for their young prodigies have been appearing in newspapers across the country with descriptions of their lurid, and tantalizing, deeds. So let’s take a closer look at some of these tantalizing teachers…

BRIDGET NOLAN
Her age: 24
“Victim’s” age: 15

Teacher’s curriculum: The relationship started with a spontaneous kiss on a bus at a school camp. Nolan later became concerned about the consequences the kiss could have on her career and asked to meet the boy to discuss it. Instead, they had sex after the boy suggested they go into her bedroom. Nolan again tried to discuss the matter some weeks later and again the pair had sex. Bridget said the sex occurred because she did not want the boy to feel rejected.

Comments: What a wonderfully caring teacher. Her compassion in trying to help a poor young lad’s self esteem… by screwing him silly at least three times… nearly brings a tear to my eye.

Hot rating: This yummy, very cute, young brunette gets a solid 9 in my book.

AMY MCELHENNEY
Her age: 25
“Victim’s” age: 18

Teacher’s curriculum: This former Miss Texas beauty pageant contestant turned teacher believed in home tutoring… generally in her apartment, where when not helping her student brush up on his Espanola, was apparently brushing her hand up and down his leg, and showing him what a real hot tamale was as she screwed his brains out several times a week.

Comments: A finalist in the Miss Texas pageant for crying out loud! This kid hit the jackpot, and although you might be wondering why she was busted even though the kid was 18, I wonder if she wore a sombrero while riding him like a donkey.

Hot rating: Are you kidding? A big 10 for this Texas filly.

BONNIE DAVIS

Her age: 35
“Victim’s” Ages: 14 and 15

Teacher’s curriculum: The downfall of this 2-on-1 loving educator came when she was caught during one night of numerous nocturnal romps in the upstairs bedroom of one of the teens by one of those nosey mothers who “heard something going on up there”, and decided to investigate. Rumors that Bonnie claimed to be reading the boys “The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn”… despite the fact that the three of them were naked under the covers with Bonnie in the middle… can not be substantiated.

Comments: I wonder if she’d strap a ladder to the hood of her car to gain access to the 2nd floor of the house.
Hot rating: Kind of a tough one here since the picture is her police mugshot. Still, she has those great brown eyes, so I’m going to imagine the lust in them as she was getting tag-teamed, and give her a 7.

In closing, I’d like to say that I hate to burst your bubble, but not all of the lusty ladies I find during my research are that hot. In fact, some of them are, for lack of a better word… fucking disgusting. Therefore, as I continue to update my column, I’ll be adding a final one at the end, in what I will call “The Hall Of Shame”. So get ready to quickly cover your eyes to avoid hving their faces seared into a brain. Take a woman such as…

ADRIANNE HOCKETT
Her age: 25
“Victim’s” age: 15

Teacher’s curriculum: This happy looking slug had a seven month sexual relationship with one of her “special education students”, in other words: retarded, and allegedly told him on several occasions that she loved him.