Dec 2, 2006
Forget “Borat”, “Stranger Than Fiction”, “Happy Feet” and all those one-laugh holiday movies that are flooding the theatres now. For a real laugh a minute side-splitter that will please both children and adults, check out a dvd copy of this truly hysterical masterpiece.
William H. Macy, who is funny just to look at, stars as Edmond, an unhappy corporate shmuck, who goes home one day and tells his wife that he’s leaving her. Out the door he goes, and so begins a wild, roller-coaster night of great slapstick comedy and fun.
First up is a comical encounter at a bar with Joe Mantegna, who goes into a raucous commentary on black basketball players, pussy, power, getting fucked, pussy, religion, and pussy-pussy-pussy. Mantegna then gives Edmond a business card with the address of a strip joint/whorehouse on it, telling him it’s the place to get pussy-pussy-pussy.
Macy heads over to the joint, where hot little Denise Richards (Dad’s, this is one of several moments that you’ll want to pause the flick to take a “Kleenex break”) is willing to screw him for $200. Edmond must be a Jew, because he tries to negotiate on the price. All then seems to be leading to pussy-pussy-pussy, until Edmond is told that he has to buy her a drink first (it’s house rules) for $50. Jew-boy Edmond flips out, claiming that it’s “too much money!”.
Back on the street again, Edmond gets caught up in betting on a game of 3 Card Monte so that he can win enough money to go back and give Richards the high hard one. In an uproariously funny scene where Edmond accuses the two colored fellas of being cheats, they drag Edmond into a dark alley and beat the living shit out him before stealing his wallet!
Edmond is busted and bruised, but he still must have a stiff pickle in his pants, because he then goes into a pawn shop to hock his wedding ring. Of course, the shop is run by a fellow Jew, and this leads to another bust your gut scene as the two Kikes bicker about what the ring is worth. Naturally, the Jew with the money wins out, as usual, and Edmond winds up with a measly $80… certainly not enough for Denise Richard’s pussy-pussy-pussy… but enough for Edmond to buy a nice knife that he spots in a display case, and rent a cheap hotel room for the night.
The comedy just keeps coming now. Edmond proclaims, “That’s too much money!” at every fleabag hotel he goes into. He uses his new knife to stab a Super Fly styled pimp in the throat when he’s almost ripped off again. Then he meets a cute waitress in a coffee shop where, after a discussion of their mutual dislike of faggots (she hates them because they don’t like women, Edmond hates them because they suck cock), the waitress brings Edmond back to her place and screws him silly… for free! But of course, being the bitch that all women are, the slutty hash-slinger wants Edmond to leave after they’re done, so Edmond whips out his knife again and slashes her to ribbons (haven’t we all been there before, guys!)
Edmond is soon arrested, probably because by now he’s walking around looking like a blood filled sponge, and the end of the movie shows him in prison, where he’s now the buddy/wife of his big, black buck of his cellmate (I thought I heard a muffled “That’s too much!” every time his roomie shot another “wad” into Edmond’s “tight-wad” little heinie).
If your family is anything like mine, this Christmas you won’t want to pass up this heartwarming comedic tale of murder, debauchery of every kind, and prison rape.
