Jun 1, 2006
“Chris and the Amazing Fanny Pack of Privacy”
While I was in the bathroom at work today my co-workers decided to rip open my fanny pack and dump the contents all over my desk. To their surprise they found four bottles of lubricant and a condom. Not wanting them to get the wrong idea, I reassured them that the items were for “anal sex only.”
As usual, my boss overreacted and conducted a “more intensive” background check and discovered that I was arrested for statutory something or another a few year back in Jersey. State law prohibited them from firing me, but then they found a picture of my boss’s grandson in my desk drawer and now I’m unemployed.
People are pretty sensitive these days I guess.
Current Song: Since You’ve Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson
Current Mood: Betrayed/Bloated/Stand-offish
Emoticon that Best Explains my Current Emotional Status: