We’ve all at least once seen a comic book movie in our lifetime. You probably chose one to watch with some girl thinking it will be so bad that it will inevitably lead to casual petting out of pure boredom. You’ve probably also noticed that Hollywood producers are really adapting the living shit out of comic books these days, but mind you, the trend isn’t...

No, Thunderbolt. That’s what this is about. Thundercats attack. This thing strikes. Like AC/DC and Marty McFly crankin’ up the Delorean to 88 in 1955. Out of fuel. Out of time. The lighting strikes, sending them back in…wait. I lost track. This isn’t about that. It’s about Thunderbolt. (Although we should discuss the third BTTF and...

Who doesn’t like grown ups wearing their underwear over their actual pants? That’s right fellas, we’re talking superheroes! This column is dedicated to chronologically explore all movie adaptations of English or American comic books, good or bad they may be, excluding the 1940’s serials like “The Adventures of Captain Marvel” or contemporary ones...

So, I went to see Battle:LA on opening night in at a pretty ghetto movie theater by my apartment. Now, when most people say “ghetto,” they really mean Black and Hispanic people, but not me. When I say “ghetto,” I mean teenaged Black and Hispanic people. You know who I’m talking about. Those 15 year old couples who manage to defy...

I don’t think this 2005 Australian flick hit many US theatres, which is a damn shame since it is a kick ass gem that puts most American made, cookie-cutter shit to shame. Set in the miserably barren and hot as hell Outback of Australia in the 1880’s, Charlie Burns (Guy Pearce) is presented with a lose-lose...

Kleiman Kinema Klub: Every year my friend Bailey and I pick some horrible reality/game show to watch. In the past we’ve picked “The Apprentice” and “Unan1mous”, but the one we picked recently has most certainly taken the cake, and shit all over it. I’m talking about the NBC show “Identity”. This ...