The Freehold Unexplained Circumstance Knowledge Society investigates paranormal activity in the greater Freehold, NJ area. This webseries chronicles their most extreme lockdowns. This time, the guys to to the Guttenberg Storage Facility to see if they can capture the apparitions seen by the night...

I don’t know about you guys, but for me, July 23, and July 24, 2011 will go down as the weekend of the inevitable. A lot happened, but none of which came as a shock to me, or anyone else in the world. Let’s relive the events of this boring weekend, one news headline at a time: Singer Amy Winehouse Dies at 27 (Source: Yahoo! Music) Look, no body...

I live in New York City. The greatest city in the world. Also, one of the most EXPENSIVE! Especially, for a struggling stand-up comic with a day job selling tennis rackets. I pay $1300 a month for my apartment and it’s a box slightly larger than my entire body. It’s so small my dick can be in 3 different rooms at the same time! Wait. What am I...

In honor of Woody Allen’s latest film, Midnight in Paris, which deals with the problems of living in a “Golden age,” and the downside of being nostalgic, I’ve decided to highlight a period in time that some people I know are not only yearning to relive…but are actually still stuck there…. 10. You Still Jerk Off to Pamela...

I’m a dating aficionado; there’s no girl in the world I don’t know how to seduce. I get into the hottest clubs with the hottest chicks and leave with every single one of them at the same time. I literally have one billion girls’ phone numbers in my iPhone. And that’s just from this past weekend. Now I may be a player, but I’m certainly not selfish...