Is it okay to be an asshole? Sometimes life just plain fucks you up the ass, no questions asked. We at Superawesomewow especially know what it means to be raped by destiny; after all it’s us writing articles for this Godforsaken comedy site. I’m obviously having one of my moments. That’s why I’m not writing my usual bullshit COMIC BOOK MOVIES series...

SuperAwesomeWow’s scientific research team spent countless minutes on Google finding facts about human sexuality, and the results will astound you. We discovered that the average man thinks about sex every seven seconds, actively pursues it every three days, and only succeeds 5% of the time. This means that every guy out there thinks about sex 4.5 million...

Pakistan – Members of the “9/11 Terrorist 10-Year Reunion” committee were shocked today when they learned that their chairman, Osama Bin Laden, was killed in a tragic accident at his home in Abbottabad, Pakistan, months before their much anticipated reunion. The event will be postponed, and possibly cancelled all together. The committee was left...

Last weekend at a diner in the East Village, NYC,  I sat down with Mr. Editor in Chief, Chris Catch.  I tape recorded our conversation to make sure there was evidence that I was truly being asked to come back and write for SuperAwesomeWow. The conversation below is, well awkward… but it does count for my first official contribution to the site,  so take...

I don’t just want to be rich, I want to be crazy rich. Really crazy rich. And I’m not just talking African-babies wear-my-sunglasses-indoors crazy, I’m talking Howard Hughes, Charlie Sheen, Tom-Cruise-beating-up-Oprah crazy. I’m talking throwing babies out of windows, face tattoos, hiring midgets as house furniture crazy rich. This is what I’d do...

We here at SuperAwesomeWow Wineries realize that the lovers of our fine wines like everything in their lives to be of the same elite quality, including their women.  Therefore, we have teamed our most knowledgeable sommeliers with some of the most chic madams and flamboyant pimps in the country to bring our SAW Platinum® members the best wine/prostitute...