I don’t know about you guys, but for me, July 23, and July 24, 2011 will go down as the weekend of the inevitable. A lot happened, but none of which came as a shock to me, or anyone else in the world. Let’s relive the events of this boring weekend, one news headline at a time: Singer Amy Winehouse Dies at 27 (Source: Yahoo! Music) Look, no body...

I live in New York City. The greatest city in the world. Also, one of the most EXPENSIVE! Especially, for a struggling stand-up comic with a day job selling tennis rackets. I pay $1300 a month for my apartment and it’s a box slightly larger than my entire body. It’s so small my dick can be in 3 different rooms at the same time! Wait. What am I...

In honor of Woody Allen’s latest film, Midnight in Paris, which deals with the problems of living in a “Golden age,” and the downside of being nostalgic, I’ve decided to highlight a period in time that some people I know are not only yearning to relive…but are actually still stuck there…. 10. You Still Jerk Off to Pamela...

I’m a dating aficionado; there’s no girl in the world I don’t know how to seduce. I get into the hottest clubs with the hottest chicks and leave with every single one of them at the same time. I literally have one billion girls’ phone numbers in my iPhone. And that’s just from this past weekend. Now I may be a player, but I’m certainly not selfish...

Living a few blocks off of South Street in Philadelphia, there are certain things I see on a repeated basis that get me thinking. For those of you not familiar with South Street, it’s a Bohemian, “alternative” stretch on the southern border of Center City Philly lined with bars, music stores, sex shops, glassware establishments, and so forth. As you...

I work in a sporting goods store in New York City selling tennis rackets and other various tennis accessories and paraphernalia. Yes, I’m living the dream. I know. Now, just go tell my Mom. I would like to think whoever coined that phrase: “the customer is always right” never actually worked in retail. Because these are just some of the questions I deal...