With the father being Brad Pitt and the mom being Angelina Jolie, two of the most beautiful people alive (according to my girlfriends tabloids anyway), there is no doubt that baby Shiloh is going to be one fine babe indeed.. in 18 years that is Mr. FBI Officer! Seriously if you were a bi-sexual it must have been incredible, totally mind blowing to watch Mr. and Mrs. Smith, your head must have exploded; those are some sexy parents! That is why SuperAwesomeWow.com has created the Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt Countdown Clock, so that us heterosexual men (and lesbians too if she turns out anything like her mom, lets hope!) can count down every last second until Miss Jolie-Pitt is of the legal age of consent in most states. (I would like to point out that in Shiloh’s country of birth, Namibia, the age of consent is 16, but for our purposes we shall stick with the good old USA age of 18) So set your calendars gentlemen, the year 2024 is just around the corner and you may have a shot. Let’s just hope she doesn’t end up hanging out with Suri Holmes-Cruise and become some Scientology freak.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt

Birthday: May 27th, 2006
Legal: May, 27th 2024

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