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| With the father being Brad Pitt
and the mom being Angelina Jolie, two of the most
beautiful people alive (according to my girlfriends tabloids anyway),
there is no doubt that baby Shiloh is going to be one fine babe indeed..
in 18 years that is Mr. FBI Officer! Seriously if you were a bi-sexual
it must have been incredible, totally mind blowing to watch Mr.
and Mrs. Smith, your head must have exploded; those
are some sexy parents! That is why SuperAwesomeWow.com has created
the Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt Countdown Clock, so
that us heterosexual men (and lesbians too if she turns out anything
like her mom, lets hope!) can count down every last second until Miss
Jolie-Pitt is of the legal
age of consent in most states. (I would like to point
out that in Shiloh’s country of birth, Namibia,
the age of consent is 16, but for our purposes
we shall stick with the good old USA age of 18) So set your calendars
gentlemen, the year 2024 is just around the corner
and you may have a shot. Let’s just hope she doesn’t end
up hanging out with Suri Holmes-Cruise and become some Scientology
freak. |
Shiloh
Nouvel Jolie-Pitt
Birthday: May 27th, 2006
Legal: May, 27th 2024
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