Herb Smithers: Burn Victim

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Herb “Smitty” Smithers… eternal optimist, former cab driver, and now a hideously scarred burn victim, shunned by everyday society. The internet, or World Wide Web, as Herb still refers to it, has given Herb the chance to make new friends to exchange ideas on world politics,...

Ball Gag Review

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“Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it”. These words to live by, apply to most aspects of life, ranging from trying sushi, changing a flat tire along the median of a busy freeway, or in the case of this review… sex toys. So many couples get into a sexual rut after being together for awhile, that the routine ...

Marriage Primer 101

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Ahh, young love, the world seems perfect, and you and your “soul mate” share visions of the white picket fence and the ideal life. Well pull back the reigns on those grandiose delusions and brace yourself for a hard, cold dose of reality. I can see by that starry-eyed look of naiveté’ that you truly believe you’ll defy the odds....

A Primer on How To Behave

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Where did we go wrong? It seems like a bazillion years ago, but I actually grew up in a time and place where people said such mundane things as “please” and “thank you”. Adults used to say things like “pardon me” and “excuse me”, and actually understood what that meant. We picked up our mess and...

If You Want to Be Paranoid…

<span id="title-refEl-672">If You Want to Be Paranoid…</span>

North Korea is run by a little guy whose idol is apparently Elvis Presley, and he has the power to launch nuclear weapons while doing a little toe-tapping to “Viva Las Vegas”. Osama bin Laden, might be the most feared men in the world right now, but ya know what scares me about him? His fingernails. Every time...