My Last Meal

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People are always asking me, “Hey Tim, if you were on death row and it was the night before they send you to the electric chair, what would you choose to have as your last meal?” My answer is always the same: I would ask for electric shock resistant chicken that if eaten, makes your body completely immune to electric shocks. Good luck trying to...

Crash Review

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Ever since Crash won Best Picture at the Academy Awards, people are always coming up to me and asking, “Hey Tim, what did you think of Crash?” My answer is always the same. How do you know my name?” I say. “It’s written on your name tag,” they always say. “Oh, right,” I say....

Gone Prankin'

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There’s nothing like pulling a good prank. It’s a great way to break the ice and help you laugh at other people. The following is a list of 20 clever pranks. If you do one a day, that will give you nearly 21 days of top-notch pranking. Rub shoe polish on the receiver of your friend’s telephone. Later, when he’s washing his ear off, deflate...

Never Been Photographed Together

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With today’s social and political climate being what it is, it is important to keep an eye out for secret identities. Often, you may find out that two people are actually one person living a double life. A tell-tale sign that two people are really the same person is if those two people have never been seen in the same...

The Songsmen: Tour Diary Fall 2005

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This fall, indie rockers The Songsmen embarked on their first nationwide American tour, living in a van and playing gigs in major cities across the country. SuperAwesomeWow asked lead vocalist Walker James to keep a tour diary to document their coast-to-coast trek. Here is the first installment. September 1st. Thanks to...