SuperAwesomeWow’s scientific research team spent countless minutes on Google finding facts about human sexuality, and the results will astound you. We discovered that the average man thinks about sex every seven seconds, actively pursues it every three days, and only succeeds 5% of the time. This means that every guy out there thinks about sex 4.5 million...
New Michael Jackson Jokes
Michael Jackson was arguably the most celebrated and successful singer, nah, human who ever lived. His life was filled with record-breaking highs, reputation-breaking lows, and unparalleled fame that allowed both to make headlines around the world. This level of infamy opened him up to being the punchline of jokes for over three decades, and we here at SAW...
Elmo Buying Guide
With the holidays right around the corner, we at SAW wish to give our loyal readership a gift, in the form of a riot. If you think the PSP3 mania was a nationwide brew-haha, you ain’t seen nothing til ya see the Oprah Nation stampeding, wild eyed into Toys ‘R Us for the new interactive ELMO. That’s right, the same Elmo...
What We Are Thankful For
This Thanksgiving, we here at SAW have a lot to be thankful for. But why keep it to ourselves? We haven’t held back a degenerate thought the rest of the year. Why should the holiday season be any different? Writer& Editor, Phil Haney is thankful for: All You Can Eat Cannibal Buffets Child Safety Locks TheHun.com The smell of...
If I Did It
In response to the ratings spike Fox received from O.J. Simpson’s interview entitled “O.J. Simpson: If I did it, here’s how it happened,” the network has decided to continue the theme with a series of interviews with other infamous celebrities, politicians, and public icons. Here is a list of what’s to come: Mel...