Last weekend at a diner in the East Village, NYC,  I sat down with Mr. Editor in Chief, Chris Catch.  I tape recorded our conversation to make sure there was evidence that I was truly being asked to come back and write for SuperAwesomeWow. The conversation below is, well awkward… but it does count for my first official contribution to the site,  so take...

Hi Mom. How’s the hotel? How’s room service?” “The hotel is the same as I remember it. Room service sucked so they changed my drink order, free of charge. I have my own personal stylist and cabana boy here and one of those neat adjustable beds!” “Any idea on when you’re checking out?” “The concierge checked my itinerary and says Friday maybe...

An old adage goes, “When you play a country song backwards you get your wife, truck, and dog back”. What happens when you play a Willie Nelson song backwards? You remember where you put your keys, your weed, and your tax returns. Someone should’ve told Mr. Nelson that marijuana is a gateway drug. Although at his age one could assume it’s a more ...

The former teen pop sensation, turned ex-reality TV star and her “rapper”/dancer husband have graced the world with another baby boy this week, despite my petition to ban these two brain trusts from reproducing. Their first son Sean Preston was born a year ago this Thursday, and now I’m assuming her two sons will have ...

A note -soccer is called football, but anyone that calls soccer football that speaks English without a foreign accent should be deported. This year’s football season starts on September 11th. It’s not a coincidence, it’s not a marketing ploy, it’s a Sunday-and the Sunday after Labor Day is typically when the NFL season starts. America is the only country...