We here at SuperAwesomeWow Wineries realize that the lovers of our fine wines like everything in their lives to be of the same elite quality, including their women.  Therefore, we have teamed our most knowledgeable sommeliers with some of the most chic madams and flamboyant pimps in the country to bring our SAW Platinum® members the best wine/prostitute...

I’m not gay, but I appreciate a big penis.  I know what you’re thinking.  You’re thinking “This guy is totally gay.”  Well, I’m not.  Still don’t believe me?  Then you can go fuck yourself.  I’ll have sex with a woman right here in front of you!  Watch!  WATCH!! Sorry.   What I’m saying is that, as a man with a penis (and a...

Move over Chuck Norris. I have seen the epitome of manliness and, you won’t believe this; he is British. Bear Grylls is by far the most badass man to ever live. Everything about this man exudes testosterone. He even manages to make his British accent, which is globally recognized as the gayest of all accents, to...

I was recently watching the childhood classic “The Adventures of Milo and Otis.” You know… that wonderfully adorable film about the orange, tabby cat, Milo, and his best friend, the feisty, little pug, Otis. This movie has delighted children for nearly two decades. Watching it is definitely one of my fond childhood memories....

In 1991 the world suffered the loss of a legend. Loved by adults and children for decades, Dr. Seuss was more than just the man who wrote the most kick ass books ever. He was a pioneer in the art of making up words in order to make passable rhymes. Recently a collection of lost stories were discovered by the Seuss estate. ...