Weekend of the Inevitable

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I don’t know about you guys, but for me, July 23, and July 24, 2011 will go down as the weekend of the inevitable. A lot happened, but none of which came as a shock to me, or anyone else in the world. Let’s relive the events of this boring weekend, one news headline at a time: Singer Amy Winehouse Dies at 27 (Source: Yahoo! Music) Look, no body...

Mary Beth: Handjobs of Innocence

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Everyone loves when a good girl goes bad. That special moment when daddy’s little girl transitions into Plan B’s biggest customer.You girls know what I’m talking about. You remember that exhilarating feeling you got when you let go of your inhibitions for the first time and just did what felt right. It’s usually quite sexy to witness....

Is Christina Aguilera a Communist?

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Christina Aguilera all but shit on the American flag during the opening ceremony of Superbowl XLV, and I for one, have had enough. As an investigative journalist, I am going to delve deep into her entertainment history to reveal what she has been hiding in plain sight since her pubescent debut in 1993. Let’s start at the beginning, the Mickey Mouse...