Living a few blocks off of South Street in Philadelphia, there are certain things I see on a repeated basis that get me thinking. For those of you not familiar with South Street, it’s a Bohemian, “alternative” stretch on the southern border of Center City Philly lined with bars, music stores, sex shops, glassware establishments, and so forth. As you...

While I do not currently have any children, I imagine that some day I will, and that child will undoubtedly turn into a teenage asshole at some point or another.  Here is my preemptive response, entitled “A Loving Memo to My Future Child During a Period of Teenage Angst.” Dear Scheinerkid, I realize that things have grown tenuous between us...

Everyone’s gay for something. SuperAwesomeWow’s Eric Scheiner shares what makes him queer out. 1) Writing article titles that end in a preposition 2) Free shit, complimentary swag, and gratis goodies on the house at no charge 3) A well-written song about singing, or a well-choreographed dance about dancing 4) The feeling I get when the semen inside...

Food – yikes.  I don’t know if I’ll ever meet a significant other, nay any other person, with whom I will have a more complicated relationship than that of my years of experience with food.  Love, hate, tears, laughter, fist-pumps of happiness, air-punches of despair, all have been forced out of my sad little body by the bane/reason of/for my...