The Freehold Unexplained Circumstance Knowledge Society investigates paranormal activity in the greater Freehold, NJ area. This webseries chronicles their most extreme lockdowns. This time, the guys to to the Guttenberg Storage Facility to see if they can capture the apparitions seen by the night...

It had been nearly thirteen days since my roommate had requested my absence in the name of self-induced ejaculation. Needless to say, I was rather concerned. Cliff wasn’t your average stroker; in fact, this was probably the only area in which Cliff was actually above average. I had been spanxiled so often that I grew accustomed to the sounds of his free hand...

As we all know, Hollywood often fails to stay true to the novel from which the screenplay is adapted. To even the playing field for all of you, I have decided to paste letters from the chapter in the book that Keanu and Sandra left...

Just a sample of my hip, cool, online Journal. Name: Chris Catch Job: Computer Technician Age: 31 Sex: Mostly Male Location: Poughkeepsie, NY Last Update: September 7th “Chris and the Amazing Fanny Pack of Privacy” While I was in the bathroom at work today my co-workers decided to rip open ...

Sure, fucking an older woman is fun when you’re actually doing the fucking, but everything leading up to the sex pretty much blows. However, nothing blows quite as hard as going to see her eleven-year-old son’s spring concert. I mean, there’s usually a system of checks and balances, for instance: knowing her head will be methodically ramming into the...