Ahh… it’s the Christmas season. A time of beauty and remembrance. A time of giving and then giving thanks for those things which we are given in return. A time to celebrate with family and friends. A time to love. A time to forgive. A time to appreciate the little things in life, and be thankful for everything ...

(1) Vader uses force power to choke weak-minded bitches and galactic senators into submission. I use my hands to choke bitches when they won’t cook me dinner or do my laundry. I don’t need to rely on some mystical force to kick ass or “persuade” my girlfriend to wash my car. Mystical forces take too...