Kleiman Kinema Klub: Every year my friend Bailey and I pick some horrible reality/game show to watch. In the past we’ve picked “The Apprentice” and “Unan1mous”, but the one we picked recently has most certainly taken the cake, and shit all over it. I’m talking about the NBC show “Identity”. This ...

Kleiman Kinema Klub: I’ve been getting into documentaries lately. There’s something refreshing about them. When done well, it is hard to find a film, scripted or otherwise, that is as entertaining and makes a valid point. Enter “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of...

I was on my way to see “Flag of Our Fathers”…ok, it was “Marie Antoinette”. Along the way, I stopped by my neighborhood Burger King establishment and I couldn’t help critiquing the extra value menu (once a fake movie reviewer, always a fake movie reviewer, I guess). So, I quickly changed my plans and...

Damn you Axe Body Spray and your awesome commercials. If only you weren’t selling the shittest of shitty…what are you anyway? You’re not an effective underarm deodorant. You’re definitely not a classy cologne, and I’m pretty sure you made up the term “body spray”, but that’s beside the point. Your commercials...

No, this isn’t the title of the new Charlie Kaufman movie. The truth is September is a bad time for movies. The summer blockbusters are over, and the Christmas movies are still a couple weeks off, so there aren’t any movies worthy of my mockery. But I live in New York City, and one thing there’s never a...