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To help readers understand SuperAwesomeWow.com, editor Tim Kalpakis has put together a collection of the most common questions that we received and answered them. | |
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Does your website have things to click on and look at? |
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Yes. |
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Is there a page devoted to frequently asked questions? |
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Yes. |
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What kind of questions are asked on that page? |
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All different types of questions really. One question has to do with the content of our website, and whether or not it can be clicked on and looked at. Another question inquires about the existence of this Frequently Asked Questions page. |
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In total, how many questions appear on the Frequently Asked Questions page? |
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Counting this one, there are four. But new questions are constantly being added. |
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Do the SuperAwesomeWow editors have any favorite questions from the Frequently Asked Questions page? |
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Yes, in fact much of our crew is quite fond
of the question regarding the number of questions on this page. Unfortunately,
that question has recently become outdated. At the time, there were
only four questions on the Frequently Asked Questions page. Now there
are five. |
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Are there any questions that you guys don‚t like? |
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Well... we don‚t mean to put anyone down, but sometimes the questions do bother us a little bit; like that question about our site having things to click on and look at. At first we liked it, but we have all sort of grown to hate it. |
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How can I make a funny hat out of a watermelon? |
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Simply cut the watermelon in half, scoop out the pink insides, and place the green rind on your head. (Note: You may also use string for a chin strap.) |
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Is it okay if the watermelon has seeds? |
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Of course. When we answered the question about
making a funny watermelon hat we assumed that we were dealing with
a watermelon that had seeds. Seedless watermelons are less common
and more expensive. Besides, either kind of watermelon can be used
to make a funny hat. The seeds are not a factor. The important part
is the scooping of the pink insides. |
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What's the weirdest question you've ever been asked? |
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Get this: once we were asked if it was okay to use a watermelon with seeds when making a funny watermelon hat. How random is that, right? Why would the seeds matter? |
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What topics are most commonly dealt with on the Frequently Asked Questions page? |
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Skimming over the questions thus far, it appears that all of the questions either deal with the content of the Frequently Asked Questions page or the construction of funny watermelon hats. Those seem to be the two major issues. When we first decided to make a Frequently Asked Questions page, we did not know what kind of questions would be asked. We would have never guessed that they would be questions about the Frequently Asked Questions page and funny watermelon hats. But that‚s why we started this page in the first place; to open up to our readers and hear what‚s on their minds. We welcome any questions you may have. We are prepared to give you answers on any topics that you can think of, from funny watermelon hats to Frequently asked Questions pages. |
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Which question is the final question that will be answered on the Frequently Asked Questions page? |
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The one about grapefruits. |
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I’ve heard a lot of talk about making funny hats out of watermelons,but I was wondering if it‚s possible to make funny hats out of grapefruits. Is it? |
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Most of the editors of SuperAwesomeWow agree that grapefruits are too small to be used in the construction of funny hats. The only way you could wear a funny grapefruit hat would be if you had a very tiny head to begin with. Odds are, none of our readers have heads that small |
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What if I used a very large grapefruit? |
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Sorry... the Frequently Asked Questions page clearly states that the question about grapefruits will be the final question on the page, so we will not be able to answer this question. |
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But isn’t that question about grapefruits too? Doesn‚t a question about very large grapefruits still qualify as a question about grapefruits, so that you can answer it without violating the statement about which question will be the final question? |
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That‚s a good point. I guess we can answer that question. However, this most recent question was not about grapefruits at all, it is a question about the validity of the earlier question regarding large grapefruits. |
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I don’t see the difference. |
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Now that wasn't even a question at all. |
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Fuck. |
| For further questioning, email tim@superawesomewow.com. |