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Hi!

God bless you and keep you and welcome you to yet another entry in your road to personal salvation.

It’s been an eventful few weeks, what with that Senator Foley and his shenanigans. Suffering the little children, so they might come unto him is not the proper behavior of a Christian Senator. But even more, surrendering your precious seat in the Senate to a Democrat is even more dangerous. I really don’t see why the liberals are so upset with Foley. At least now, what Senator Foley was doing was a crime. If the liberals get their way in congress, Foley would still be in office and married to that page.

What would we have then? Which way do you want it?

This time it was just one man.

Would you rather that the entire United States was punished? Would you rather see gays running through the street, hands in the air, pants at their ankles, shouting their joys not to god to OUR God, as He condemns their marriages and actually hates them (oh, yes he does)? Or, would you rather see one aspiring page take the load for us all?

I can recall another man who took a massive load for the rest of us. He didn’t cry. He took that load right on the chin. And when his chin was fully loaded upon, he turned the other cheek. No sir, he didn’t shed a tear, not even when he realized it was his father who had orchestrated the group of Romans and Jews to drop the load on him. How many people can say they wouldn’t cry in that situation?

I know I cried.

Of course, it now turns out that as a boy, Foley had a previous relationship with a man himself. It appears that the papist conspiracy struck again, and planted its seed in yet another young boy sending him well on his way to doing the same. I know he’s technically a Christian, and that’s wonderful, but I just don’t think Catholics belong in public office. Their duty isn’t to the people, it’s to the Pope, that wanna-be Jesus. I call him Wesus. And Wesus is only looking out for Wesus.

My advice for the week is as follows: if a Catholic is running, vote for the other guy. Unless the other guy is a Liberal.

Or a Jew.

And if he’s one, he’s probably the other. In that case, Wesus is just alright with me.

Toodles,

Brad G.

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