Mar 22, 2011
Everyone’s gay for something. SuperAwesomeWow’s Eric Scheiner shares what makes him queer out.
1) Writing article titles that end in a preposition
2) Free shit, complimentary swag, and gratis goodies on the house at no charge
3) A well-written song about singing, or a well-choreographed dance about dancing
4) The feeling I get when the semen inside my body goes to the outside of my body
5) Three words: puff fuckin’ pastry
6) Enjoying a snifter of port whilst reading a nautical journal and/or scouring the Internet for videos of two people makin’ it
7) Seals, but not Crofts
8 ) The inevitable development of a feedbag for humans
9) Snapping the yellow part of a Ziploc bag into the blue part to create green, and the stupid metaphor about peace and togetherness that’s probably in there somewhere
10) Any kind of cake (cup, pan, cheese, baby)
11) Thinking of articles where all you have to do is list shit
12) Heterosexual women
