Articles

<span id="title-refEl-3360">Weekend of the Inevitable</span>

Posted by on Jul 25, 2011

I don’t know about you guys, but for me, July 23, and July 24, 2011 will go down as the weekend of the inevitable. A lot happened, but none of which came as a shock to me, or...

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Reviews

<span id="title-refEl-3133">COMIC BOOK MOVIES: PART 2</span>

Posted by on Apr 4, 2011

We’ve all at least once seen a comic book movie in our lifetime. You probably chose one to watch with some girl thinking it will be so bad that it will inevitably lead to casual...

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Videos

<span id="title-refEl-3394">FUCKS Investigates: Guttenberg Storage</span>

Posted by on Aug 30, 2011

The Freehold Unexplained Circumstance Knowledge Society investigates paranormal activity in the greater Freehold, NJ area. This webseries chronicles their most extreme...

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SAW of Fame

<span id="title-refEl-703">Molest Me Teacher One More Time</span>

Posted by on Nov 15, 2006

Was thet a boom mike in Matt Lauer’s pants, or was he just happy to nab the hottest interview of the year? Debbie Lafave is back, but she’s gotten some… stiff…competition...

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Recent Posts

Bitchings of a Cantankerous 28 y/o

<span id="title-refEl-3286">Bitchings of a Cantankerous 28 y/o</span>

Living a few blocks off of South Street in Philadelphia, there are certain things I see on a repeated basis that get me thinking. For those of you not familiar with South Street, it’s a Bohemian, “alternative” stretch on the southern border of Center City Philly lined with bars, music stores, sex shops, glassware establishments, and so forth. As you...

The Customer ALWAYS Sucks!

<span id="title-refEl-3282">The Customer ALWAYS Sucks!</span>

I work in a sporting goods store in New York City selling tennis rackets and other various tennis accessories and paraphernalia. Yes, I’m living the dream. I know. Now, just go tell my Mom. I would like to think whoever coined that phrase: “the customer is always right” never actually worked in retail. Because these are just some of the questions I deal...

Is it okay to be an asshole?

<span id="title-refEl-3270">Is it okay to be an asshole?</span>

Is it okay to be an asshole? Sometimes life just plain fucks you up the ass, no questions asked. We at Superawesomewow especially know what it means to be raped by destiny; after all it’s us writing articles for this Godforsaken comedy site. I’m obviously having one of my moments. That’s why I’m not writing my usual bullshit COMIC BOOK MOVIES series...

50 Reasons Why I Won’t F*$k You

<span id="title-refEl-3226">50 Reasons Why I Won’t F*$k You</span>

SuperAwesomeWow’s scientific research team spent countless minutes on Google finding facts about human sexuality, and the results will astound you. We discovered that the average man thinks about sex every seven seconds, actively pursues it every three days, and only succeeds 5% of the time. This means that every guy out there thinks about sex 4.5 million...

Bin Laden Dies, 10yr Reunion Canceled

<span id="title-refEl-3252">Bin Laden Dies, 10yr Reunion Canceled</span>

Pakistan – Members of the “9/11 Terrorist 10-Year Reunion” committee were shocked today when they learned that their chairman, Osama Bin Laden, was killed in a tragic accident at his home in Abbottabad, Pakistan, months before their much anticipated reunion. The event will be postponed, and possibly cancelled all together. The committee was left...