Living a few blocks off of South Street in Philadelphia, there are certain things I see on a repeated basis that get me thinking. For those of you not familiar with South Street, it’s a Bohemian, “alternative” stretch on the southern border of Center City Philly lined with bars, music stores, sex shops, glassware establishments, and so forth. As you...

I work in a sporting goods store in New York City selling tennis rackets and other various tennis accessories and paraphernalia. Yes, I’m living the dream. I know. Now, just go tell my Mom. I would like to think whoever coined that phrase: “the customer is always right” never actually worked in retail. Because these are just some of the questions I deal...

Is it okay to be an asshole? Sometimes life just plain fucks you up the ass, no questions asked. We at Superawesomewow especially know what it means to be raped by destiny; after all it’s us writing articles for this Godforsaken comedy site. I’m obviously having one of my moments. That’s why I’m not writing my usual bullshit COMIC BOOK MOVIES series...

SuperAwesomeWow’s scientific research team spent countless minutes on Google finding facts about human sexuality, and the results will astound you. We discovered that the average man thinks about sex every seven seconds, actively pursues it every three days, and only succeeds 5% of the time. This means that every guy out there thinks about sex 4.5 million...

Pakistan – Members of the “9/11 Terrorist 10-Year Reunion” committee were shocked today when they learned that their chairman, Osama Bin Laden, was killed in a tragic accident at his home in Abbottabad, Pakistan, months before their much anticipated reunion. The event will be postponed, and possibly cancelled all together. The committee was left...